Saturday, December 27, 2008

Pear-shaped

Pear-shaped - If a situation goes pear-shaped, bad things start happening

This is captain Wrang *radio noise* leaving, we are taking off this planet right now. Everything has gone pear-shaped here: buggers broke the perimeter *radio noise* now airborne. We don't have any anti-aircraft artillery stationed here and the buggers just flew over and attacked the research center. *radio noise* knew where to attack. Some of the survived eggheads are talking about some deliberate mutations *radio noise* all dead now. Estimated losses – 75% of the base personnel, 55% of the troops. *radio noise* evacuating men, leaving equipment behind *sound of a blast* Bastards!!! *sounds of shots, screams, radio noise, then silence*

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